(With Nixie in the Kitchen)

Looking for a recipe, so blessedly heavenly yet sinfully good, this kitchen's the hood to come rollin’ my homies... So spicy it’ll put the chilli in your cold, so bold you’ll be all a games of cones in this an attack of the cloves…. Oh yes, here is the place to blur all of the limes, fun times at the helm of a lovin' oven.  Lookin for a menu?.... You found the venue so lettuce taco bout it. To brie or not to brie?… Hell yeah….coz we’ve got all the thyme in the world… What’s cookin' good lookin?? Beyond a shadow of a sprout…...this kitchen is open now-kapow!!!....so let’s spin, spin, churn and turn it into butter.…..

Dear Nixie,

Holy Shitake ..I heard about your column and just had to write in. Where have you bean all my life? As you know it takes two to mango…and I’ve a little date with destiny coming up..

I’d like to cook something a bit spesh for the little ladylove legs. She likes it real sweet with a full heart of heat and I yam crazy for her….

A penne for your thoughts??

Yours with hugs and quiches,

Darth W. Aiter

Dear Mr Aiter,

I’d like to just start by saying that I honestly do relish the fact that you have mustard the strength to ketchup with me for a little sprinkle of advice…..Don’t be thinkin that people don’t carrot all…coz they surely do my lil cashew…. Might I suggest to you a vintage favourite of mine, uhuh…..yep….it must surely be time to dine on a sweet saucy serve of Banana cream Pie…. oh me …oh my…let delight take its flight into your weapon of mass convection - a confectioncorrection for the bad boy about town….

And so I give you….

Bananarama Silkpyjama Creamy dreamy Ohsohighonlovinpie…….

Ingredients….

Bananas- ripe and definitely firm

Butter- melted and warm

Eggs (lightly beaten and I’m not yoking)

A gentle hint of salt

Two soft mounds of all-purpose flour

A hard crusted preparation of pastry (the whole 9 inch pan)

A twist of  vanilla

Some generous cups of sweet sugar

A good pint of milk

Method….

Have ready a 9 inch measured and firm serve of pastry crust and mould gently to a warmed and well greased pan… 

With a quick and careful release allow the well-filled sugar cups to meet a playful caress of fresh, sweet and spiced vanilla. Now, two soft mounds of all-purpose flour may be included in the mix and combined with a good warm, lashing of milky loveliness…. Heat with increased temperature and bring ingredients to a well acquainted boiling point… add a lightly whipped addition of eggspectation   and turn up the heat to hot hot hot…oh what?? Ah, yes.. and now allow in a good knob of firm butter, hearts a flutter, not much margarine for error…. Fill pan with the whole loving lot and NOW, YES….Uhuh… BANANA, BANANA, BANANA ON TOP and more Banana…. OH SWEET love to reach with glorious peaks of meringue height so light, oh, oh, oh so delicious, pleasing, yum, yum and Yummy….. Satisfaction guaranteed.

Anyway, give it a shot …. I think she will find this rather apeeling…

Gouda Luck,

Yours truly,

Nixiestar xx