Dear Nixie,

Oh dear, I’m a weirdhough what the hell am I doughing here? Truly, I’ve never done this before and feel like a rather big dill writing into an advice column for help however I met him on Monday and that Nixie surely was, my very lucky bunday. You see I’m so flancy about this fine fun lovin’ fella the possibility that he just wont give a ham is something  my heart can barely manage. Oh he puts the malt in our stars dear Nix and not finding a way to his heart will result in nothing more than wonton cruelty.  Nixie, please help for I need food and I need food NOW… Oh there will be no taming of this stew, for if I do not edam that cheese soon I may completely expire.

Yours truly,

Ms. H. Ell.O’Kitty

Well Hello Ms O'Kitty,

Woahhhh, purty lady, control your tempura now coz have I got just the right lil’ recipe for you….  I’d be thinking this fella brought an umbrella into the mix coz there’s gonna be a chance of sprinkles so a sweet saucy fun and simple desert might be just the right recipe for making lurv and it’s sure to be raisin the roof of desire before you can say 4 Naan Blondes.. 

Now try popping on a little  r -and- brie and sizzle that full rump of roast into the kitchen for some cookin’  (no sookin’)……

I call this one:

Dippedbananafuninthesunnaughtysortychocolate dream (with nuts)……

Ingredients:

Banana (firm, ripe, ready)

Chocolate (Quality not quantity)

Sprinkles (Varying shades of color)

Nuts (organic)

Delicately peel away the outer casings of a ripe firm and decent sized banana. Dip fruit into a well warmed chocolate sauce, slowly but surely and ensure all becomes well covered. Turn several times for a maximum layered delight and fruitful fancy…. Sprinkle in delicate caresses of varying content, ie. coloured sprinkles and/or nuts.  Set and harden completely……. Eat with slow and sensual desire, tiny bits to the full glory of total consumption ohhhhahhhhhyesnow ahuh,,, I am not kitten you, this will hit the spot..

Yours and always here darling,

Ms. Nixietrixstar xx